Feast Turned to Massacre

Yesterday, an evening of gluttony turned into a morning of horror and death. Nearly forty mosquitoes met a quick and untimely death. Only one escaped, and relates:

"The night began like any other. Ted and Joe wanted to meet up with Jessica and Florence. After we met up, we began searching for a place for drinks. Heard of a great opportunity, and  followed through, finding a great party... The night was honestly one of the best of my life, though, I don't remember much... I was zoning out, nearly asleep, and then I heard people screaming. We were trapped by a net which previously had been our playground, and those around me were being slaughtered one at a time. But the grace of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, noodled be his name, I was somehow spared. I lay low, and acted dead, and when the net moved I flew away."

Neighbors say they neither heard nor saw anything out of the ordinary. The eyewitness relates that during the night there were two other beings, one human, one canine. They both left, and the human returned, and began this heinous mass-murder. No interviews are currently being granted, but there are rumors of the human ranting, and claiming to have more than 65 bites from the slaughtered mosquitoes.

Blood banks are currently being organized to help support the families which have been left behind. If you have any further information, please contact your local authorities. And may His Meatitude be with those affected by this tragedy. Ramen.